FAQ
Where is it?
Two Different Venues. Same Lies.
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Capital Hilton: 1001 16th St NW, Washington, DC 20036
Hotel Washington: 515 15th St NW, Washington, DC 20004
Where can I park?
Capital Hilton: Valet Parking is available ($$$). There is also a garage close by ($) at 1100 15th St NW, Washington, DC 20036
Hotel Washington: Valet Parking is available ($$) and there is a lot directly across the street.
Is this show appropriate for kids?
This show is recommended for adults ages 15 and older. Does anyone card you at the door? No. Keep in mind that this show is geared for a date night out. Please leave your small children at home.
Is it true that there are no dumb questions?
Clothes encouraged. Shoes required. Man bun judged. You can dress up and you won't be out of place. Or, you can dress down and we'll all talk trash about you.
Is it true that there are no dumb questions?
No, see previous question.
Is it Handicap Accessable?
Yes.
How long is the show?
65 minutes.
What is the closest Metro?
Capital Hilton: McPherson Square Station (Orange, Silver Blue), or Farragut North (Red)
Hotel Washington: 5 minute walk (.2 mi) from Metro Center (Red, Orange, Silver, Blue).
When can we arrive?
Doors open 30 minutes prior to your performance.